I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenage boy sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke on his response, knowing he'd have a good one. And, in classic style, he didn't bat an eye as he responded.
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"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
hehe