Thousands of London Underground workers are to stage a two-day strike in a row linked to the collapse of maintenance giant Metronet.

System set to come to a halt, The walkout on April 28 and 29 will cause travel chaos for millions of commuters and other Tube passengers

Oh good lord. Thank goodness I don't have to go there haha

What with that and the teachers striking, no one will be at work haha

Well, not no one, that was silly but you know what I mean haha

Country is slowly grinding to a halt.